Why do I do this? Is a good question that never comes up in my weird searches, although you’d think it would.
What is a fidget spinner. I think my mom must have written this one.
Three of these I ask myself every day. I’ve never heard of “how can anyone tell you”. I guess it’s a song?
Honestly, if it wasn’t for autocorrect I would never be able to spell any of these. Except actually. I got that one down. I’m pretty good with congratulations, but every now and then my fingers hit d instead of t. It just sounds like a d, you know?
Now I’m wondering why the hell somebody’s poop is green. Maybe it’s from the snakes that make your right ear ring.
And now we clearly just have people who don’t understand the way the internet has changed businesses. As well as people who didn’t have to sit through School House Rock when they were kids. It wouldn’t surprise me if there was a lot of overlap between those groups.