More spam! Yay? Yay.
One of the bots following me on Twitter. Well, they’re not wrong. There are a lot of fraudulent accounts.
He’s a man of PEACE. He wants to SHARE this money with me.
Psychic Chris must have found me using his mind powers!
A flashlight that can penetrate concrete walls. It must have been invented by a supervillain because I can’t even imagine how that would work.
Always get your security system from someone who uses underscores instead of spaces. Spaces are the tools of liars.
I just love the…names? words? whatever in this one. Olwen Demetria! Edgard stay! Dufour bardette Rachel! Maybe saying them is what causes heart attacks. Or summons Cthulhu.