Words are weird.
Better low battery than an actual fire.
I can see you haven't read What Time Is the Tea Kettle?:P
Because that's when it's most inconvenient?
I see your cats like to sleep on you and pin you in a certain position.Calvin and Hobbes were 15 and 22 pounds respectively, yet neither of them could pin me in an awkward position in bed like 9 pound Rocko can.
Yup. That or the battery for the burglar alarm.
LOL. Yes it does. We have such a big house, sometimes it takes a while to hunt down the culprit.
Please validate me.