It’s been something like two months since I’ve had one of these! To anybody who’s new to this whole thing, The Spamfiles is where I keep track of all the weird, stupid, and downright perplexing spam messages I get. Case in point…
So am I going to get any explanation as to how you’ve been probing around my stomach? Because I’m way more interested in that.
By a “similar” surname, they mean different in every possible way.
Your life is at stake! These bomb emojis are going to kill you!
And now for all you bear blinding enthusiasts, here’s the flashlight for you!
Justified ball moves currently in my brain cage!!!
And now for all you Twitter users out there, here’s a way to grow your followers naturally, without the use of pesticides or fertilizers.