Saturday, August 16, 2014

More from the Spamfiles

Remember how my computer crashed and I lost, like, sixty spam pics I was going to put up on the Spamfiles? Yeah, I don’t have to worry about that anymore. My current count is about seventy five, which if you’re bad at math is more than what I had. So the spam gods have been good to me. Time to share the wealth, right?

In particular what I want to show you is the latest “trend” in spam I’ve been receiving. Check it out…



The sender’s name is fairly odd, and the subject line is a big old red flag: the enlargement of an organ I don’t possess. The preview of the message contents is the real gem, though. It’s like someone put a sentence through a translator two or three times to drain it of all coherence. Clicking on the message does not yield more spammy nonsense but a broken image (thanks to Google’s spam blockers, of course). Too bad because I’d like to know where some of these sentences are going.



And I just


keep


getting


them.


Oh, look! One for watches!


I’ll be up all night wondering what Jenna and the table found so funny.

6 comments:

  1. The sentences make no sense at all.
    What ironic is I do have that organ but I never get those emails. Should I feel good about that?

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  2. The new, new trend, evidently, is Ebola cures.

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  3. Yes, those sentences make no sense whatsoever.

    For a long while I was getting a deluge of ambien spam.

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  4. I am still baffled about who actually responds to these emails.

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  5. I'm with Dianne. Apparently someone does respond, or else why would they keep sending them out, but... *scratches head*

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  6. I keep getting these spam messages too. Plus ones about how to make my life happiness.....

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