As we’re approaching another
holiday, I’m taking it easy. How easy? It’s not only a spam post, it’s a spam
post of spam I’ve already posted this year. Think of it as the best of the
worst.
One of the first spam messages I
posted this year! It kind of set the tone for the rest of the year.
It wouldn’t be spam without a
cancer widow. She really shouldn’t have been fasting when she, you know, has
cancer. How many more times can she throw “The Lord” in there?
Because I know just so many
people named Helga. And how about that email address? What the hell is fly-rescue-dot-club?
You know, besides a spam email account.
Hmmm. Nope. I definitely don’t
consider myself capable for details. Sorry, John Abajian, Protocol Manager.
I don’t think
I’ll be hiring anyone for marketing when they have that many grammatical errors
in their solicitation email.
You get the best (or should that be worst) spam!
ReplyDeleteWell, think of it this way- thought she doesn't actually have it, Cancer Widow Anna deserves to actually get cancer.
ReplyDeleteWhy with the grammatical errors, though? You'd think they wouldn't get as many bites. But then again, how many bites do they really get? (No, I don't want to know the answer to that question.)
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