Ah, how I love it when there’s a bonus Tuesday and I don’t have to do any introspection for another week.
I didn’t bother looking at the rest of this, so I’m not sure if it’s a “I need your help getting my money from my wicked stepmother!” thing or a come on. But given the lack of disturbing emojis, I’m assuming it’s the former.
See, this one is obviously a come on.
I’m assuming this one is too. I’m really kind of afraid of what “Those” are that she’s referring to.
What happens if I don’t confirm my subscription? Do I not get the spam you want to send me? Because I got to say. That’s seeming like a good thing.
They… they abbreviated “in”. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU???
I love how random and contradictory everything is. First, am I from “Old School”? Like, what even is that? Then at the end, they’re going “I have absolutely no idea who you are.” Not even sure what they’re trying for there. And finally the fact that the message begins with an offer to stop receiving these messages/opt out, because that’s something people have in perfectly normal emails.