Tuesday, October 29, 2019

From The Spamfiles

Pre-Halloween spam!

Erasmo wants to tell Greg the thruth!

What even are those emojis? Like the first one… okay maybe they’re hands. I’m not really sure. But the second one? It looks like Pac-Man throwing up after a long night of drinking. I have no idea what that’s supposed to be.

Gasp! Not unmatched details!

In order to respect terms and conditions, I have to confirm “wither” I’m a subscriber. I’m sure if I click no, they’ll never bother me again.

Wow. I can’t even begin to tell you how wrong you are.

Danial Daniels. A name that was definitely not made up at the last minute and then spelled wrong.

May you will be a weekly winner.


  1. I wonder if my phone has the barfing Pac-Man...?

  2. I need to find those emojis on my phone to confuse my dad.

  3. Danial Daniels. Sounds like a dyslexic porn star name.

  4. Porn star? Danial Daniels and Erika need to get together then! LOL

  5. I wonder what a barfing Pac Man emoji actually means... Especially in this context.

  6. Unmatched details again? Would you please get it together and match your details.


Please validate me.