Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Spamfiles Classics


Yeah, time for this again. I mean, it’s easier than coming up with original ideas.

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I…what?

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So can strangers on the internet.

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Why is the w in writing replaced with an omega? And why is it only in one of the writings and not the other? I know it’s stupid but this kind of thing really bugs me.

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If one of my cousins did that, there’d be no point in talking about them in the present tense anymore.

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Honestly, it’s more surprising that any of my uncles had only one felony.

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Has your lover really found booger today?

5 comments:

  1. If my wife doesn't know I have a blog by now, she never will...

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  2. Wait, you don't know what the omega means?
    Oh... I thought you were part of the club.

    Seriously, I need one of those "I love your writing" comments on one of my picture posts.

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  3. Wow, they really didn't proofread after translating from their original language.

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  4. I've had the forty foot drop jackass try that same comment before. I'd like to drop him off something considerably higher than forty feet.

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  5. LOL, sometimes I wonder if these spammers get their grammar skills from word clouds.

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