Tuesday, February 16, 2016

From The Spamfiles

It kind of feels like I just had a spam post…well, we’re doing it again!

Another widow wants to give me her money! I don’t know why gmail thinks this woman wants to steal my personal information. Widows give away their money to random strangers all the time.

Wait a minute. This guy isn’t a widow. I’m immediately suspicious.

A nimble sex request. You definitely don’t want to do it unnimble.

I’m always getting spam from this “Fingerhut” place, but I honestly never knew that it had anything to do with credit. I mean, when you hear “fingerhut” credit isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. Or the fifth. Or the hundredth.

There’s a lot to love about this one, and I’m not talking about puppies. Mrs Maria Roy is an Cardiologist by prefession. This is gold. Pure gold.

8 comments:

  1. I'm curious about the nimble sex. Is it quick? Is there jumping involved?

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  2. I love how the widow knows you're already blessed.
    What if you weren't?

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  3. Classic spam and scam tell-tales. I've got one coming up in a few days, but it deals with neighbourhood flyer spam.

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  4. Is it the sex that's nimble?
    Or the request?
    I wish they'd be more clear!

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  5. Fingerhut sells stuff, I believe. I got one of their catalogs once. I think.

    Did you see the Ted talk with the guy who actually responded to one of these emails? Something about gold. https://www.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email?language=en

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  6. I can't believe you didn't take the 5 million. What about the widows and orphans you didn't help?

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  7. You know, the only spam I get is typically for things my son snuck onto my computer and signed up for. *sigh* Kids, eh?

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  8. People will come up with anything for a reply back or a click on their link.

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Please validate me.