Words are weird.
Are your new ones cat proof?
It was a plot to keep you from seeing what they're up to.
Count on a cat to do that.
Glasses are important. Perhaps you need a couple pairs ;)
Fat cats will do that.
I actually broke my glasses for the first time in my life. And I've had them since 2nd grade. I have no idea how I managed such a feat.
You missed the opportunity to be that person with the taped together nose piece like the most super nerd thing ever.
Please validate me.